Hello buoys...

For anyone interested, here's how I ended up preserving my modesty at work tonight:

Kaftan & cossie - Accessorize

Leggings & pumps - Dotty Ps

And, using only my quick wit and charm, I managed to garner over £10 worth of tips. The feminist on my shoulder can sleep easy.

Unlike moi, who consumed far too many vodka redbulls. But thankfully I have Strictly Come Dancing to entertain me until the effects wear off...